The Hype
My knots know not; they do not exist
I still grab on 'em every time I spit
These baggy jeans, I guess they just don't fit
So you musta quit? Baby that's just it
I don't have a dick, I have a phantom limb
And I can't fuck you if you can't sin
We'll see if you're complaining when my hand be in
We know straight chicks fantasies be lesbian
Plus your man looks like a pussy and you slept with him
I'm a pretty manly Annie when the lights be dim
I ain't calling into question interest in men,
but they're flexing over there you ain't addressing them
wanna mess with them, come and flirt with us
Straight chicks in the club getting bicurious
If you're having guy problems I feel bad for you hun
I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one
It's not hyperbole
The hype you heard of these
Flirty nerdy verses with the curses you couldn't believe
She be disturbing my peace, birdy be yearning to meet me
but afterward she be mad when she tweet
"@fattyftw you're a sexist lesbian, most seen with obscene breeder friends"
the get laid schemes of dykes and men do often go awry
I'm the quickest meticulous sickest spitter of verses
flipping it so quick that kids forget what the words it
it's slipping through my lips in seconds split into thirds
so you're listening to this before the thoughts have occurred
and that's how it works and it's the same when I'm flirting
people call me a jerk because of hearts i start hurting
but i been called worse I prolly will be again
I been encouraging flirts to start deserting their men
Plus there's only one of me and like a million of them
ladies wanna believe I wanna be more than men
And I aim to please, but I gotta be truthful
I ain't trying to see you, packing a U Haul
Now you all are beautiful so how can I choose
This whole thing is win/win how can I lose?
Let's go back to my place, don't refuse.
One night don't make you gay, it just makes you confused!
It's not hyperbole
The hype you heard of these
Flirty nerdy verses with the curses you couldn't believe
She be disturbing my peace, birdy be yearning to meet me
but afterward she be mad when she tweet
"@fattyftw you're a sexist lesbian, most seen with obscene breeder friends"
the get laid schemes of dykes and men do often go awry
I still grab on 'em every time I spit
These baggy jeans, I guess they just don't fit
So you musta quit? Baby that's just it
I don't have a dick, I have a phantom limb
And I can't fuck you if you can't sin
We'll see if you're complaining when my hand be in
We know straight chicks fantasies be lesbian
Plus your man looks like a pussy and you slept with him
I'm a pretty manly Annie when the lights be dim
I ain't calling into question interest in men,
but they're flexing over there you ain't addressing them
wanna mess with them, come and flirt with us
Straight chicks in the club getting bicurious
If you're having guy problems I feel bad for you hun
I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one
It's not hyperbole
The hype you heard of these
Flirty nerdy verses with the curses you couldn't believe
She be disturbing my peace, birdy be yearning to meet me
but afterward she be mad when she tweet
"@fattyftw you're a sexist lesbian, most seen with obscene breeder friends"
the get laid schemes of dykes and men do often go awry
I'm the quickest meticulous sickest spitter of verses
flipping it so quick that kids forget what the words it
it's slipping through my lips in seconds split into thirds
so you're listening to this before the thoughts have occurred
and that's how it works and it's the same when I'm flirting
people call me a jerk because of hearts i start hurting
but i been called worse I prolly will be again
I been encouraging flirts to start deserting their men
Plus there's only one of me and like a million of them
ladies wanna believe I wanna be more than men
And I aim to please, but I gotta be truthful
I ain't trying to see you, packing a U Haul
Now you all are beautiful so how can I choose
This whole thing is win/win how can I lose?
Let's go back to my place, don't refuse.
One night don't make you gay, it just makes you confused!
It's not hyperbole
The hype you heard of these
Flirty nerdy verses with the curses you couldn't believe
She be disturbing my peace, birdy be yearning to meet me
but afterward she be mad when she tweet
"@fattyftw you're a sexist lesbian, most seen with obscene breeder friends"
the get laid schemes of dykes and men do often go awry