Rap Kid


Hey guys! It's me! Hey.
Yea, I'm back. Ah, it's. I mean, it's fine; you don't have to say it.
I know ya missed me.

You cowards better scram or you're canned cause I'm back, this
Overpowered gnome is gonna camp you for practice
I don't know how or where but be scared cause the fact is
When Fatty rallies allies with a rap, it's a wrap, kids.

Trade! I'm in Shatt and I WTB summon
(Bueler... Bueler...) What the crap, someone!
Beam me up to WG, Yeah! Scrapps' coming!
But you're a 71, What a scrub! Man I'm gunnin
It's all fun and games til an 80 gets done in
by a hit from a two handed blade, on the blunt end
Flirt with disaster? Of course, I'm here ain't I?
I plaster my ass to this fast healing draenei
And I'm soul stoned, but I stay back
Wait til you're barely alive to attack
Then grab you and grip you and crit the KB
Prolly spit on your corpse, I'm pitiful, Hate me.
Taunt me, stomp me, Tauren cannot escape me
When they graze in the valley of death, up in AV
We slay til there's none of you left, every day of the week
Stay in the cave and AFK cuz your play is weak

You cowards better scram or you're canned cause I'm back, this
Overpowered gnome is gonna camp you for practice
I don't know how or where but be scared cause the fact is
When Fatty rallies allies with a rap, it's a wrap, kids.

Alliance wanna scrap with Fatts, ain't that beautiful
Only losers group and then pursue to choose the noobier
It's him! It's him! But he's a her. You sure? The shirt is boobier!
Wonder if I take the cake? I'll eat it too; I'm fruitier.
My groupies are cutier 2D nudists from Booty Bay
Who queue in when I queue and clue me in when you on ya way
Say ya druid will ruin me til ya blue in the face
This game is what you put into it stupid, I ain't afraid
And you losers spewing hate on my YouTube are lame
Your douchey two cents never gonna add up to change
"Scrapps you ain't little wayne" True, but post on your main
"You think you tough my rockin chucks and wearing a chain?
Gay homo gnome you're like a gnomosexual
Play in slow mo gnomo while I set my pet on ya"
Blood elf, I was expecting ya. My trinkets are go.
And I'm a go so opposite of soft with my flow

You cowards better scram or you're canned cause I'm back, this
Overpowered gnome is gonna camp you for practice
I don't know how or where but be scared cause the fact is
When Fatty rallies allies with a rap, it's a wrap, kids.

Pah-lay-dens, Pah-lah-dins, Oh! It's antepenultimate
Line 'em up on the keep walls, we'll be keeping the vault in it
You're hardly assaulting it, might as well have a snack
Sit back, relax, and let my auto attack attack
I might be jack yea, sparrow I'm terrible
Embarrassingly bad PVPer with wherewithal 
But... you have heard of me, savvy? So lay off.
Perdy please let up with the hate words from bank alts
Where are the healers? Might as well HoT me now!
I'm the target of target of every target I've found!
And I'm tabbin around, I know what I gotta do
This is my battle ground and I got pride in my troops
So I'm a see if I can aggro the whole of the Horde
cause my pencil and raps are more epic than my sword
and by a ton, please. My gear is pretty iffy
So I'm begging ONE PIECE for 24 men to come with me

You cowards better scram or you're canned cause I'm back, this
Overpowered gnome is gonna camp you for practice
I don't know how or where but be scared cause the fact is
When Fatty rallies allies with a rap, it's a wrap, kids.