/nerdcore (original version)
I'm a gnome warrior and I'm fucking furocious
Arms/Fury spec even Tauren's like "Oh shit"
They could fucking squash me, they don't watch where they sit
Til my axe hits they ass crach right where it split
On the mic I just spit like I'm in the berserker
Stance on these stanzas and you're gonna get hurt ya
Don't stand a chance like my sunder ain't stunnin'
I'm up in Nagrand and yell, "Halaa back youngin!"
As soon as I charge and at the second I'm flagged
My frame rate stalls, "what the heck man, I'm lagged"
"Dude, we're fucking surrounded."
Bitch I wear Plate, I was made to be pounded
You found it surprising the rate you were dying
Don't bother lying, I know you were trying
QQ more NOOB but there's no use in crying
You may be undead but you ain't death defying (ooh)
Call out and say you got strep
All day you level your rep
Exalted comes next and that's
Nerdcore
Next day you go AFK
and try to grind through your day
On break you find time to play and that's
Nerdcore
So if ever you aggro
Yo, I got your back, bro
Fatty always attacks and that's
Nerdcore
We killin in ill tags
Every kid in the guild has
Blood'll be spilled cause that's
Nerdcore
Fuck street cred, I got leet speak geek cred
Elites that we dread give loot like good head
You're better off dead running back from the graveyard
If we bump heads, I'm leaving your face scarred
Enough with the race card, the horde hates gnomes
You got knees where our face are and you still can't pwn
Notorious tauren you know you ain't tough
You cows are so pussy that you're thunder muff
udderly useless, and no one refutes this
Your head pointed at itself, shouted out "shoot this"
Truth is even you know that you're lame
Cattle in battle? That don't belong in the game
Oh no you're a mad cow, don't like FattyMac now
Bovine inspiration for just laying the smack down
But your hack's down, you can't clown me
These guildies are my homies from real life that surround me
I'm a proud G. N-O to the M-E
you're laying down traps but you're never gone slow me
they're playing my raps but still nobody knows me
and I don't give a fuck, all you heiffers can blow me
Call out and say you got strep
All day you level your rep
Exalted comes next and that's
Nerdcore
Next day you go AFK
and try to grind through your day
On break you find time to play and that's
Nerdcore
So if ever you aggro
Yo, I got your back, bro
Fatty always attacks and that's
Nerdcore
We killin in ill tags
Every kid in the guild has
Blood'll be spilled cause that's
Nerdcore
You'll be pushing for 80 til you're pushing up daisies
Uninstall the patch and just go back to the dailies
I ain't talkin trash but the Lich Wrath gave me
insomnia and only dinging could save me
I's begging the GM to crash the realm
so I couldn't spend a G on the epic helm
What the hell man! I need sleep!
My boss keeps calling, I ain't logged in a week
Man, showing up for work should be a feat of strength
Another 50 points in the achievement bank
And I can't leave WoW alone, the game needs me
I belong to the guild, I hope my wife don't leave me!
Call out and say you got strep
All day you level your rep
Exalted comes next and that's
Nerdcore
Next day you go AFK
and try to grind through your day
On break you find time to play and that's
Nerdcore
So if ever you aggro
Yo, I got your back, bro
Fatty always attacks and that's
Nerdcore
We killin in ill tags
Every kid in the guild has
Blood'll be spilled cause that's
Nerdcore
If ever you aggro
Yo, I got your back, bro
Fatty always attacks and that's
Nerdcore
We killin in ill tags
Every kid in the guild has
Blood'll be spilled cause that's
Nerdcore
Arms/Fury spec even Tauren's like "Oh shit"
They could fucking squash me, they don't watch where they sit
Til my axe hits they ass crach right where it split
On the mic I just spit like I'm in the berserker
Stance on these stanzas and you're gonna get hurt ya
Don't stand a chance like my sunder ain't stunnin'
I'm up in Nagrand and yell, "Halaa back youngin!"
As soon as I charge and at the second I'm flagged
My frame rate stalls, "what the heck man, I'm lagged"
"Dude, we're fucking surrounded."
Bitch I wear Plate, I was made to be pounded
You found it surprising the rate you were dying
Don't bother lying, I know you were trying
QQ more NOOB but there's no use in crying
You may be undead but you ain't death defying (ooh)
Call out and say you got strep
All day you level your rep
Exalted comes next and that's
Nerdcore
Next day you go AFK
and try to grind through your day
On break you find time to play and that's
Nerdcore
So if ever you aggro
Yo, I got your back, bro
Fatty always attacks and that's
Nerdcore
We killin in ill tags
Every kid in the guild has
Blood'll be spilled cause that's
Nerdcore
Fuck street cred, I got leet speak geek cred
Elites that we dread give loot like good head
You're better off dead running back from the graveyard
If we bump heads, I'm leaving your face scarred
Enough with the race card, the horde hates gnomes
You got knees where our face are and you still can't pwn
Notorious tauren you know you ain't tough
You cows are so pussy that you're thunder muff
udderly useless, and no one refutes this
Your head pointed at itself, shouted out "shoot this"
Truth is even you know that you're lame
Cattle in battle? That don't belong in the game
Oh no you're a mad cow, don't like FattyMac now
Bovine inspiration for just laying the smack down
But your hack's down, you can't clown me
These guildies are my homies from real life that surround me
I'm a proud G. N-O to the M-E
you're laying down traps but you're never gone slow me
they're playing my raps but still nobody knows me
and I don't give a fuck, all you heiffers can blow me
Call out and say you got strep
All day you level your rep
Exalted comes next and that's
Nerdcore
Next day you go AFK
and try to grind through your day
On break you find time to play and that's
Nerdcore
So if ever you aggro
Yo, I got your back, bro
Fatty always attacks and that's
Nerdcore
We killin in ill tags
Every kid in the guild has
Blood'll be spilled cause that's
Nerdcore
You'll be pushing for 80 til you're pushing up daisies
Uninstall the patch and just go back to the dailies
I ain't talkin trash but the Lich Wrath gave me
insomnia and only dinging could save me
I's begging the GM to crash the realm
so I couldn't spend a G on the epic helm
What the hell man! I need sleep!
My boss keeps calling, I ain't logged in a week
Man, showing up for work should be a feat of strength
Another 50 points in the achievement bank
And I can't leave WoW alone, the game needs me
I belong to the guild, I hope my wife don't leave me!
Call out and say you got strep
All day you level your rep
Exalted comes next and that's
Nerdcore
Next day you go AFK
and try to grind through your day
On break you find time to play and that's
Nerdcore
So if ever you aggro
Yo, I got your back, bro
Fatty always attacks and that's
Nerdcore
We killin in ill tags
Every kid in the guild has
Blood'll be spilled cause that's
Nerdcore
If ever you aggro
Yo, I got your back, bro
Fatty always attacks and that's
Nerdcore
We killin in ill tags
Every kid in the guild has
Blood'll be spilled cause that's
Nerdcore