Arachnoflowbia
You best invest in repellant
hell, I'm infesting your dwelling
I got a nest in your cellar door
I'm your festering smell in there
Cinderella fella with one slipper up in the air
and a citronella candle on the banister by the stairs
and a canister of Raid you say you ain't afraid to use
If I don't stay the fuck away?
Bitch, I ain't afraid of you.
I'm spinning my web world wide on the internet
One line at a time until I find I'm a twitter trend
And I ain't taking time to reply if you ain't feeling it
Say it in a rhyme in fucking time with the beat you pick
I'll beat you with a seeping piece of honey comb and a beetle
Make you explicate my lines til you meatheads can read meter
I'm lyrically superior, spittin in synechdoche
and these two ears ain't hearing what your lips direct at me
You're asinine, your assonance ain't even half as stacked as mine
walk emcee, harassin' me, just to fuckin pass your time!
It's arachnoflowbia
The track gets hold of ya
Ya gasp and ya try to react, but ya frozen there
That's when I violently attack, lowered from the air
Screaming, don't even, no one hears you, there's no one there
You're terrified, there are eyes everywhere watching ya
My fangs are the size of antarctica, drop ya jaw
knock it off, stop all of ya crying there's no escape
my lines are my spider webs, spinning ya to the grave
my mind is made up, I'm tired of being fly
the rap kid arachnid will eat you fly emcees alive
I ain't even gotta try to get or be a guy to thrive
the fact that I'm a mystery might be the thing to get me signed
Pissed at me online, trying to battle in a chat log
Bitch, I'm a boss, you're a level 50 trash mob
Fatts raw, yea, trying to elevate this geeky shit
Killing every measure with the syllables I'm squeezing in
enemy emcees deny my venom's even in 'em
til it eats 'em from the inside out like it's my ritalin
I'm the slimmest thing you'll ever call a Fatty
if the name has got you buggin' out it's time to count your calories
How were we to know it'd be so catchy when my palls and me
Were buzzing up in Boston? Oh my God, it's the analogy
I brought it back so tactfully and easy
I'm the fucking Queen Bee
No I'm not, I'm Aragog, and you emcees will never be me.
It's arachnoflowbia
The track gets hold of ya
Ya gasp and ya try to react, but ya frozen there
That's when I violently attack, lowered from the air
Screaming, don't even, no one hears you, there's no one there
(Bio-Guys, Gentle Ladies, and Trans Men
All Rise and give your attention, I'm presenting
The Dishonorable Judge Combat)
(This court is now in session)
DJC:
I'm all up in my cave coming out like Shelob
Got a big old bag of softballs, walked up and gave me a lob
You just like a hobbit but you ain't got Sting
No light of Irendil, no Mithril, no fucking thing
Can save you from getting poked with my big stinger
Make you paralyzed so that the pain can linger
as I make out with your bitch yo, I hope that she's a swinger
let that percolate, as I produce another zinger
cause you know my flow is the freshest
Don't give me any of that, "they stoled it, my precious"
I'm the most original rapper with an exoskeleton
I got you in my sights it's quite unlikely you'll be well again
Just curl up in a ball, that is called position fetal
I crush you eight times, yea that's right I'm octopedal
That's eight legs if you don't remember ya latin
I'm the raddest baddest maddest mightiest spider in Manhattan
It's arachnoflowbia
The track gets hold of ya
Ya gasp and ya try to react, but ya frozen there
That's when I violently attack, lowered from the air
Screaming, don't even, no one hears you, there's no one there
(Um, your Dishonor. If I could just speak for a moment...
I have something I feel like.. Might help my case... if you'll allow me...
Thank you)
I'll cut torsos in half with a sword securely stashed
in my nest or cephalothorax if you ever ignore the facts
you'll never endure Fatts, whether you're clever, an elf, or an ass
Warrior spider that's my class, racial passive is I'm massive
That's a given and my passion isn't pacifism,
Nappin' isn't happening and trashy women grab my ass
and make a pass and think I'll give in.. When I pass
They sad and twist it til they mad and have to mention
How my venom's lacking jizm, laughing, yeah, but I ain't with 'em
Can I have like half a minute cause I need my inhaler?
(Excuse me, your Dishonor. May I present some evidence?)
Thank you. Frankly, if you turn and face exhibit A I basically
Can help you see what Fatty faces every day, complacently,
Placed inside the first of circles, you'll discern the word "mainstream"
You're to take that word to mean emcees you'd see on MTV
Then we see here, overlapping, Nerdcore, that's like geeksta rapping
Logically, you see my web in red where circles intersect
yet, these fly insect emcees expect a jury of my peers,
and empty set it seems indeed, to have me kept separate, here.
Frankly, your Dishonor, it's arachnoflowbia.
It's arachnoflowbia
The track gets hold of ya
Ya gasp and ya try to react, but ya frozen there
That's when I violently attack, lowered from the air
Screaming, don't even, no one hears you, there's no one there
hell, I'm infesting your dwelling
I got a nest in your cellar door
I'm your festering smell in there
Cinderella fella with one slipper up in the air
and a citronella candle on the banister by the stairs
and a canister of Raid you say you ain't afraid to use
If I don't stay the fuck away?
Bitch, I ain't afraid of you.
I'm spinning my web world wide on the internet
One line at a time until I find I'm a twitter trend
And I ain't taking time to reply if you ain't feeling it
Say it in a rhyme in fucking time with the beat you pick
I'll beat you with a seeping piece of honey comb and a beetle
Make you explicate my lines til you meatheads can read meter
I'm lyrically superior, spittin in synechdoche
and these two ears ain't hearing what your lips direct at me
You're asinine, your assonance ain't even half as stacked as mine
walk emcee, harassin' me, just to fuckin pass your time!
It's arachnoflowbia
The track gets hold of ya
Ya gasp and ya try to react, but ya frozen there
That's when I violently attack, lowered from the air
Screaming, don't even, no one hears you, there's no one there
You're terrified, there are eyes everywhere watching ya
My fangs are the size of antarctica, drop ya jaw
knock it off, stop all of ya crying there's no escape
my lines are my spider webs, spinning ya to the grave
my mind is made up, I'm tired of being fly
the rap kid arachnid will eat you fly emcees alive
I ain't even gotta try to get or be a guy to thrive
the fact that I'm a mystery might be the thing to get me signed
Pissed at me online, trying to battle in a chat log
Bitch, I'm a boss, you're a level 50 trash mob
Fatts raw, yea, trying to elevate this geeky shit
Killing every measure with the syllables I'm squeezing in
enemy emcees deny my venom's even in 'em
til it eats 'em from the inside out like it's my ritalin
I'm the slimmest thing you'll ever call a Fatty
if the name has got you buggin' out it's time to count your calories
How were we to know it'd be so catchy when my palls and me
Were buzzing up in Boston? Oh my God, it's the analogy
I brought it back so tactfully and easy
I'm the fucking Queen Bee
No I'm not, I'm Aragog, and you emcees will never be me.
It's arachnoflowbia
The track gets hold of ya
Ya gasp and ya try to react, but ya frozen there
That's when I violently attack, lowered from the air
Screaming, don't even, no one hears you, there's no one there
(Bio-Guys, Gentle Ladies, and Trans Men
All Rise and give your attention, I'm presenting
The Dishonorable Judge Combat)
(This court is now in session)
DJC:
I'm all up in my cave coming out like Shelob
Got a big old bag of softballs, walked up and gave me a lob
You just like a hobbit but you ain't got Sting
No light of Irendil, no Mithril, no fucking thing
Can save you from getting poked with my big stinger
Make you paralyzed so that the pain can linger
as I make out with your bitch yo, I hope that she's a swinger
let that percolate, as I produce another zinger
cause you know my flow is the freshest
Don't give me any of that, "they stoled it, my precious"
I'm the most original rapper with an exoskeleton
I got you in my sights it's quite unlikely you'll be well again
Just curl up in a ball, that is called position fetal
I crush you eight times, yea that's right I'm octopedal
That's eight legs if you don't remember ya latin
I'm the raddest baddest maddest mightiest spider in Manhattan
It's arachnoflowbia
The track gets hold of ya
Ya gasp and ya try to react, but ya frozen there
That's when I violently attack, lowered from the air
Screaming, don't even, no one hears you, there's no one there
(Um, your Dishonor. If I could just speak for a moment...
I have something I feel like.. Might help my case... if you'll allow me...
Thank you)
I'll cut torsos in half with a sword securely stashed
in my nest or cephalothorax if you ever ignore the facts
you'll never endure Fatts, whether you're clever, an elf, or an ass
Warrior spider that's my class, racial passive is I'm massive
That's a given and my passion isn't pacifism,
Nappin' isn't happening and trashy women grab my ass
and make a pass and think I'll give in.. When I pass
They sad and twist it til they mad and have to mention
How my venom's lacking jizm, laughing, yeah, but I ain't with 'em
Can I have like half a minute cause I need my inhaler?
(Excuse me, your Dishonor. May I present some evidence?)
Thank you. Frankly, if you turn and face exhibit A I basically
Can help you see what Fatty faces every day, complacently,
Placed inside the first of circles, you'll discern the word "mainstream"
You're to take that word to mean emcees you'd see on MTV
Then we see here, overlapping, Nerdcore, that's like geeksta rapping
Logically, you see my web in red where circles intersect
yet, these fly insect emcees expect a jury of my peers,
and empty set it seems indeed, to have me kept separate, here.
Frankly, your Dishonor, it's arachnoflowbia.
It's arachnoflowbia
The track gets hold of ya
Ya gasp and ya try to react, but ya frozen there
That's when I violently attack, lowered from the air
Screaming, don't even, no one hears you, there's no one there